My uncle Sonny used to always tell me stories about my dad calling in sick saying he was sick as a dog after long nights of partying.
My uncle Sonny used to always tell me stories about my dad calling in sick saying he was sick as a dog after long nights of partying.
Your dad is Artie Lang?
Hey Gar, it’s Artie, I can’t make it into today because I’m a kid stuck in a reddit post
Did he get that hat at Bloomie’s?
Baby Gorillla!
Pit saria
Mootsarella balls
Waaaaah I’m stuck outside a pitzaria
Tell your dad he sucked on mad TV
Artie, that you?
I want you to go to jail for this.
How’s the mootzerelle?
He’s sick….sick as a doa-wugh
It’s the fucking pizzagaina and lambchops that got me. Plus the sausage and peppers and can’t forget the broccoli rob.
Do you have your dad’s nose?
When did he join the cast of stranger things.
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Looks like my friend Preston
Mr. Nino’s?
Young Artie Lange?
Fuhgetaboudit. 🚀
He is waiting for his gabagool.
I miss Howard. I wished he never turned Hollywood. Show used to be so fun.